I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

― Marilyn Monroe
animalstalkinginallcaps:

SO THE OPERA HOUSE WAS DESIGNED BY KARL LAGERFELD SOMETIME IN THE LATE ‘60S. AS YOU CAN SEE, ARCHITECTURALLY, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE PUKED ON A DRAFTING BOARD AND THEN DREW LITTLE CONNECTING LINES BETWEEN THE MACARONI NOODLES. I FORGET THE NAME OF THAT PARTICULAR STYLE OF DESIGN BUT IT WAS QUITE POPULAR FOR FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS IN THE INDUSTRY. MANY STUDENTS OF DESIGN FIND IT-
CAN YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL I’VE FINISHED BEFORE YOU START SNAPPING PICTURES? YOU WANTED A TOUR GUIDE. I’M GUIDING YOU. LET YOURSELF BE GUIDED. ONE OF US WENT TO COLLEGE, AND IT’S ME. LISTEN AND YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SO THE OPERA HOUSE WAS DESIGNED BY KARL LAGERFELD SOMETIME IN THE LATE ‘60S. AS YOU CAN SEE, ARCHITECTURALLY, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE PUKED ON A DRAFTING BOARD AND THEN DREW LITTLE CONNECTING LINES BETWEEN THE MACARONI NOODLES. I FORGET THE NAME OF THAT PARTICULAR STYLE OF DESIGN BUT IT WAS QUITE POPULAR FOR FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS IN THE INDUSTRY. MANY STUDENTS OF DESIGN FIND IT-

CAN YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL I’VE FINISHED BEFORE YOU START SNAPPING PICTURES? YOU WANTED A TOUR GUIDE. I’M GUIDING YOU. LET YOURSELF BE GUIDED. ONE OF US WENT TO COLLEGE, AND IT’S ME. LISTEN AND YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LEARN SOMETHING.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OOPS, ALMOST FORGOT MY-
OH THANK GOD YOU’RE OKAY. COME HERE. DO YOU FEEL YOUR HEART? IT’S RACING! YOU’RE TERRIFIED! YOU DON’T WANT TO GO. THAT’S FINE. THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. WE’LL JUST GET YOU AWAY FROM HERE. WE’LL FORGET THIS WHOLE SILLY NOTION. WHAT WERE WE THINKING? HA! WE MUST HAVE BEEN ON CRAZY PILLS!
MOM, PLEASE LET ME GO AND HAND ME MY BACKPACK. IT’S NOT EVEN REAL COLLEGE. IT’S COMMUNITY COLLEGE. I STILL LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE. I’LL BE HOME AT SIX.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

OOPS, ALMOST FORGOT MY-

OH THANK GOD YOU’RE OKAY. COME HERE. DO YOU FEEL YOUR HEART? IT’S RACING! YOU’RE TERRIFIED! YOU DON’T WANT TO GO. THAT’S FINE. THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. WE’LL JUST GET YOU AWAY FROM HERE. WE’LL FORGET THIS WHOLE SILLY NOTION. WHAT WERE WE THINKING? HA! WE MUST HAVE BEEN ON CRAZY PILLS!

MOM, PLEASE LET ME GO AND HAND ME MY BACKPACK. IT’S NOT EVEN REAL COLLEGE. IT’S COMMUNITY COLLEGE. I STILL LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE. I’LL BE HOME AT SIX.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
PLEASE. I HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN STARTED.
GOOD, BECAUSE YOU KISS LIKE A GIRL.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE ME.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?

PLEASE. I HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN STARTED.

GOOD, BECAUSE YOU KISS LIKE A GIRL.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE ME.

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